What Secret Knock? (#3)

This be Bella. The Queen of All She Surveys. Smudgie likes history and history to Smudgie is this:
1. Nothing 2. Big Bang 3. Some things happened 4. Smudgie born.
But before there was Smudgie there was Ruby and before Ruby there was Bella. Bella was the first cat for Jack. Bella come to house as little kitty. Now she Queen of All etc. etc. She not a bad broad. Very Audrey Hepburn some time and Very Charles Manson other times. She told me the story of Kingdom of Cats of long ago time.
Bella is the Queen of the house. She is very elegant but not above taking swipe at intruders especially Great Tabby.
One day Jack see Great Tabby in garden and Bella staring at him through glass doors. Jack says, Great Tabby just wants to be friends. Bella says nothing but her claws come out one by one like Wolverine in X-Men. "Phoom! Phoom! Phoom! Phoom! Phoom!"
"Open the door, Jack", she says. Jack kneels down and says, "didn’t we talk about this, Bella?”
“Open the door, Jack,” Bella says “and also open a nice bottle of Chianti and a tin of fava beans.”
“Why don’t I open a can of tuna instead," say Jack.
A long pause.
Bella retracts claws and Jack gets tin opener.
Jack says they should use more tuna in the Middle East.